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W'at saouf o' the River? Not this time a night Mate.
Good luck
Doug
Funny? I thought so!
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douglee
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"If it is not broke do not try to fix it"
Rest in Peace Doug L, you will be missed by many, many members of the Forum.
Least We Forget.
Doug L
Rest in Peace Doug L, you will be missed by many, many members of the Forum.
Least We Forget.
Doug L
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I've recently been "inundated" with these from my grand children
Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
He prawned everything !
Which fish can perform operations ?
A Sturgeon !
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !
Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !
Why did the whale cross the road ?
To get to the other tide !
Where do little fishes go every morning ?
To plaice school !
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible !
Alec
Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
He prawned everything !
Which fish can perform operations ?
A Sturgeon !
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !
Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !
Why did the whale cross the road ?
To get to the other tide !
Where do little fishes go every morning ?
To plaice school !
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible !
Alec
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douglee
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Hi Alec,
AHHHH, Bless the little darlings.
Who was it said children should be seen and not heard? They were obviously wrong or we'd miss GEMs like that.
My favorite joke from a youngster.
What steps should you take when faced with a wild animal?
Very long fast ones!
Good luck
Doug
AHHHH, Bless the little darlings.
Who was it said children should be seen and not heard? They were obviously wrong or we'd miss GEMs like that.
My favorite joke from a youngster.
What steps should you take when faced with a wild animal?
Very long fast ones!
Good luck
Doug
"If it is not broke do not try to fix it"
Rest in Peace Doug L, you will be missed by many, many members of the Forum.
Least We Forget.
Doug L
Rest in Peace Doug L, you will be missed by many, many members of the Forum.
Least We Forget.
Doug L
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Re: Funny? I thought so!
Poor kids, no pressies this year. 
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I worked at Derby Carriage & Wagon works from 1968 to 1980 as a coach finisher/vehicle builder.
My favourite route- Burton/Derby by Don Hinton of course ! ! ! !
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Hi, adding to the previous post, I saw on the QI programme that Father Christmas actually died
in 1564.
In the Parish Records of a Church in Dedham Essex, a person called Father Christmas was buried
in the Churchyard on the 30/5/1564, it seems that several people are called Christmas and so it
is not beyond reason that one child could of be called Father for a bit of a laugh.
Bob
in 1564.
In the Parish Records of a Church in Dedham Essex, a person called Father Christmas was buried
in the Churchyard on the 30/5/1564, it seems that several people are called Christmas and so it
is not beyond reason that one child could of be called Father for a bit of a laugh.
Bob