What's happening outside your house???

[Lad491]

Its bright and sunny here today and quite warm as the wind has dropped.
Over the road my neighbour's gardener is cutting the lawn.
Next door have been in and out about twenty times but now they seem to have gone for the day - or at least until lunchtime.
Other neighbour opposite has been out for his morning paper and come back.
My cleaning lady is "doing" me and im moving from room to room to keep out of her way.
The police helicopter has been buzzing around and another lawnmower is going in the distance somewhere.

All's quiet really

[MoonKid47]

No idea, I'm at work....

The bins have probably been emptied though

[220389]

Not at home since being at college atm, But probs the kids across the road are screaming their heads of and trying to kill them selves by running in front of cars, the sound from inside next door, Police copter probs flying over again, and maybe an Air Amberlance, and the kids returning from B'north from secondary school causing more noise.

And me returning home in 1hr

[Easilyconfused]

Not much been going on today. Had a visit from somebody trying to sell me religion - that was an interesting 5 minute discussion where I tried to find out what they thought the benefit of going door to door was rather than let them tell me what flavour of religion they were selling. No sale

And some Irish accented chancer offered to resurface the driveway with some left over tarmac from a "Highways Agency" job. Again - No sale.

Still Thursdays and Fridays are energy company days so I expect a couple of visits trying to get me to switch suppliers

[g0fthick]

Apparently a student killed themselves outside of my house yesterday evening. Which was nice of them.

[sjl1993]

A big group of chavs decided to scratch my dads car up earlier :bad-words:

[curate]

Apparently a student killed themselves outside of my house yesterday evening. Which was nice of them.

A big group of chavs decided to scratch my dads car up earlier :bad-words:

I think my sort-of out-of-the-window is a nicer prospect, despite the fact that the Cap'n thinks I should lay off the coffee.

Capn'n, who milks the cows in Dowlais? I am a draper, mad with love, and I must blow my nose, in the garden. There is perturbation and music in Coronation Street.

Right. Now I've lost everyone. If you want to know of what I dream, go to:
http://www.undermilkwood.net/prose_umw1.html
You need Broadband for this, otherwise it's . all, rather than Llareggub.

David

PS: I am not the Rev Eli Jenkins, and the rumours about an association between me and Mrs Organ Morgan and me were an entire fabrication.

[LeeEAS]

Outside my house nothing, outside my college a car is being cut open by firemen

[AlistairW]

Road works and traffic on Sheffields ring road, Deightful.

Update: A guy just walked past with 3 planks of wood on his shoulder.

[desiro5]

There is actually nothing happening. No wind, so sun, nothing.

Its like a ghost road.

[ashgray]

That's spooky!

[superdrive1]

It's the same here as well, how strange.

[220389]

Nothing the same old lady walking past the house to the Co-op the 12th time today (she does it every day)

Very cloudly, no wind which is strange and slowly is getting grey/ dark

[LeeEAS]

I got some guy who walks to the top of my road everyday then stands there for ages... All I ever see him do is smoke a fag.

[ashgray]

His missis has probably banned him from smoking in the house.

Meanwhile, it's all action here - it looks like the fire brigade have been called out to some non-emergency problem in the area but the appliance cannot negotiate the sharp bend about fifty yards up the road as the lane is quite narrow. All attempts to reverse back the way they came have so far been unsuccessful.... Meanwhile the local farmer has parked up his tractor for a ringside seat and other residents are getting a grandstand view too.

Ash