Caption fun

kirkheath · Post by **kirkheath** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:25 pm

Man in shirt says to driver "Come on fool, you are blocking the road crossing!!"

dkightley · Post by **dkightley** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:57 am

"Hurry up and take the flipping photo! I've just sat on some hot ashes...and it's ..eeeeeeeee!"

Timcourt1 · Post by **Timcourt1** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:14 am

Living proof to dispel that age old Myth that a watched Kettle never boils!

Tim C

CaptainBazza · Post by **CaptainBazza** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:49 pm

From cab: "What do you mean, 'the bloody off knob fell off'"?

Trackside:

"What did you say.......?!"

"I said, he said, "What do you mean, 'the bloody off knob fell off'"?"

"Eh?"

"Arghh, what the heck, BREW'S UP!"

"I heard that!?

BR7MT · Post by **BR7MT** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:21 pm

"You're right, there is something wrong with these new false teeth"

mbfos · Post by **mbfos** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:39 pm

"Don't look know but behind you is a man with a JCB sticking out of his a*se"

CaptainBazza · Post by **CaptainBazza** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:12 pm

"It's going to take the economy size tube of Preparation-H to fix that, mate."

Oops, sorry, wrong forum.

JonathonAG · Post by **JonathonAG** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:46 pm

Man behind cab: "That's it, just look happy, smile, yer, nobody will know that i am kidnapping the train......[evil laugh].....that's it, keep on smiling....."

Whitemoor · Post by **Whitemoor** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:21 pm

man in the white has just creep up behind the man sitting down

Caption then:
Ha ha this will get rid of his hick ups................

Sorry, best i could do

Thrashin · Post by **Thrashin** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:41 pm

Horror as driver sits on coal shovel,

Or,

As the groom made a last minute check that the transport was ready, the driver desperately tried to disguise the fact that the fire had gone out.

CaptainBazza · Post by **CaptainBazza** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:36 am

As the groom made a last minute check that the transport was ready, the driver desperately tried to disguise the fact that the fire had gone out.

Roger, the driver, resorted to desperate measures to rekindle the fire.

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:20 pm

1 - "Ay, thats a grand kettle is that..."

2 - "What is it?"
"Dunno, fell from the sky last night"
"Hey, there's a crack opening...."
"Oh wow, is that wot one of them marshuns looks like"

3 - "Oh come on you two, can't you figure out a simple valve?"

4 - "Comes with steam injection, wide wheels, done sixty thousand miles, and only one careful old lady owner (cough)"

5 - "So thats how you fill up a steam engine?"

6 - "Right then, wind the key in this slot 'ere, an' kiddies have loadsa fun riding 'carriages"

djhedge · Post by **djhedge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:09 pm

"thank god I am on BUPA"

Whitemoor · Post by **Whitemoor** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:27 pm

about time we had a new pic to throw wild sugestions at?

RobertM · Post by **RobertM** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:05 am

OK then, have a butchers at this one...

RobertM