Caldrails Cunning Comic Caption Competition

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Caldrails Cunning Comic Caption Competition

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Haven't done one of these before, and this is entirely unofficial. However, there's a bonus prize if anyone can spot the deliberate error in any of these pics.





For instance...

1 - "Brake.. Brake!... BRAAAKKKE!"

2 - "Sorry but my student is nervous. Can we use your toilet?"

3 - "Stewdardess - It seems to be a bit draughty in here.."
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Deliberate error - no flaps set for takeoff or landing?
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"oops!"

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martinhodgson wrote:Deliberate error - no flaps set for takeoff or landing?
You're going to have to be more cunning than that - Flapless TO&L are perfectly valid given weight and runway length.
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Is it the bizarre clouds?
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It's not a jetBlue 767 is it?
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Or a 737 landing on a grass runway? :roll:
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Cricket anyone?
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Are you sure he said runway 59er?

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Welcome to Alice Springs. Please take care when alighting the aircraft.
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Stop to let the passengers off? Don't be so daft Smith!

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qzdcg8 wrote:Is it the bizarre clouds?
Nope. All clouds are 100% microsoft and therefore as real as they get. Nice try, but still more cunning required.
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