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CaptainBazza
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Don't bet your boat on it.
I'm thinking of getting new glasses, or should I just drink straight from the bottle? ??!
I'm thinking of getting new glasses, or should I just drink straight from the bottle?
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If you can see the bottle clearly, and can see what it contains, you probably don't need glasses.
What's in the bottle?
What's in the bottle?
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Nothing now. I dispensed with the glasses and drank straight from the bottle.What's in the bottle?
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"42" something, as I recollect......... 
Why don't ducks sink, is it because they pucker-up real tight?
Why don't ducks sink, is it because they pucker-up real tight?
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If they were called boats they would but they were called ducks so they don't.
Am I mad?
Am I mad?
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A: I may be biased, so I decline to answer that question on the grounds of insanity.
Q: There is a well known local saying for a short period, for example: "It'll only take a wee minute." Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to how many seconds that is?
Q: There is a well known local saying for a short period, for example: "It'll only take a wee minute." Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to how many seconds that is?
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Here's an aside for pjt1974 of Ballaugh, Isle of Man.
If a Manxman gets drunk, can he be really called legless?
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I'll let you know in a sec!
But of course the best ever question was posed by Bud Abbott, namely "WHOSE ON FIRST?"
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But of course the best ever question was posed by Bud Abbott, namely "WHOSE ON FIRST?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85p ... detailpage
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That charge wouldn't stand up in a Manx courtCaptainBazza wrote:Here's an aside for pjt1974 of Ballaugh, Isle of Man.
If a Manxman gets drunk, can he be really called legless?
Cheers Bazza
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That'll be Pete, First lets him walk all over himrufuskins wrote:I'll let you know in a sec!
But of course the best ever question was posed by Bud Abbott, namely "WHOSE ON FIRST?"
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It is full of envy about how big trees can grow.Why is grass green?
Why can't I have a sensible conversation with my computer
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According to the computer, it's the smarter of the two.
Why did you leave yourself open with that question?
Why did you leave yourself open with that question?
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I don't know. Hang on, I will ask my computer.CaptainBazza wrote:According to the computer, it's the smarter of the two.
Why did you leave yourself open with that question?
It says, its an open and shut case and I should stop asking silly questions.
Who else asks silly questions
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Do you mean like "Why does Acorncomputer's engine have moving smoke but wheels that stay still 
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That would be me!
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It's actually standing still in a galeDo you mean like "Why does Acorncomputer's engine have moving smoke but wheels that stay still
That would be me!
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