A number of Olypmic events have been changed to accommodate the British weather........
The 100m hurdles will become the 100m paddle.
All swimming events will now be held in the main arena.
The baton in the relay race will be replaced with an umbrella.
The boxing will now become the mud wrestling.
Bike racing will become Kayak racing.
The javelin will become spear fishing.
Gymnastics will become synchronized swimming
Hockey is to be replaced by water polo.
All sailing events will now be held in the car park.
All refereeing will now be done by water bailiffs.
Changes made to the Olympics due to the weather
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Changes made to the Olympics due to the weather
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Re: Changes made to the Olympics due to the weather
Cheers Bazza
If I make sense 50% of the time, that's good; but if I make sense 100% of the time....you should seek professional help.
Or, Prove to me that you're a **certified**lunatic** and can prove it......otherwise, judge me not.
Or, Prove to me that you're a **certified**lunatic** and can prove it......otherwise, judge me not.
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Re: Changes made to the Olympics due to the weather
Car parking is no longer a spectator event. You win if you can get out (although you have made it through the rounds if you got there in the first place).
The value of your investments may go up as well as down.