Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
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Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Seriously - who would want to stand on the ruddy thing to start with!!!!
This did make me chuckle.
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
That sign is made for the people who get a coffee and complain that it's hot. Always makes me wonder why it's printed on the mugs "caution: content is hot". Well if I wanted a cold coffee I'd not get a fresh one?!
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
If someone did stand there they would become a flash attachment
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
It should be shocking return to earth.stephenholmes wrote:If someone did stand there they would become a flash attachment
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
If that is to be kept off, how does one power the train?

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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
^^^^^^^^^^

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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
The signs are for shed maintainence staff when they are working on the roof of the unit, you don't want them standing on something that won't support their weight. Same thing as the 'no step' signs on the wings of aircraft.
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
If you are suppose to keep off, how did the signs get there? 
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Factory applied to the component?davejc64 wrote:If you are suppose to keep off, how did the signs get there?
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
I guessed as much, I was just having a bit of fun!bigvern wrote:Factory applied to the component?
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
I suppose you would have to be a bright spark to get on there in the first place
For disclosure, I am affiliated with a third party developer however, I do not know anything about any future releases unless I'm working on them and even then, I'd be breaking years worth of built up trust to say anything about it 
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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Really??...Ohm quite shocked by it all actually..... I feel this thread should be removed and consigned to the volt, but I imagine there'd be some resistance to that.yerkes wrote:Enjoying this electrifying humour!
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OHM my giddy aunt. Some poor jokes on here, quite shocking actually

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Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
This thread has certainly managed to "generate" some great electrical gags! "ohm"y word some of them have been just "watt" I needed to de"fuse" some tension and relieve some of the "current" pressures of life! Sometimes you need something a bit "light"hearted rather than the same old "circuit" of discussion and debate.