Eventful dayoldrocker wrote:According to my junk email today I can get £8,000,000 from West Africa which I can spend on Speed Dating a Latino hottie whose bra I can get professionally measured before getting a new security camera to record me bringing in my cheap alcohol (having found my way home using my new SatNav).
After using the Viagra, I can sit back with a fine cigar in a house warmed by solar heating watching free satellite television with my new laser improved eyes eating an easy to make recipe and having an exotic massage while I think about becoming a teacher.
Think that’s enough for one day.
Wonder what tomorrow holds?
Danny