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Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:44 pm
by johnnywilliam
Seriously - who would want to stand on the ruddy thing to start with!!!!
This did make me chuckle.
JW
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:09 pm
by Toldrabald
That sign is made for the people who get a coffee and complain that it's hot. Always makes me wonder why it's printed on the mugs "caution: content is hot". Well if I wanted a cold coffee I'd not get a fresh one?!
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:12 pm
by stephenholmes
If someone did stand there they would become a flash attachment
Kind regards Stephen
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:14 pm
by johnnywilliam
stephenholmes wrote:If someone did stand there they would become a flash attachment
Kind regards Stephen
It should be shocking return to earth.
[I'll get me coat]
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:39 pm
by FoggyMorning
If that is to be kept off, how does one power the train?

Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:53 pm
by flightsimflier
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:43 am
by qrdriver
The signs are for shed maintainence staff when they are working on the roof of the unit, you don't want them standing on something that won't support their weight. Same thing as the 'no step' signs on the wings of aircraft.
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:57 am
by davejc64
If you are suppose to keep off, how did the signs get there?

Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:16 am
by bigvern
davejc64 wrote:If you are suppose to keep off, how did the signs get there?

Factory applied to the component?
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:36 am
by davejc64
bigvern wrote:Factory applied to the component?
I guessed as much, I was just having a bit of fun!

Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:03 pm
by pjt1974
I suppose you would have to be a bright spark to get on there in the first place
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:09 pm
by yerkes
Enjoying this electrifying humour!
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:14 pm
by gptech
yerkes wrote:Enjoying this electrifying humour!
Really??...Ohm quite shocked by it all actually..... I feel this thread should be removed and consigned to the volt, but I imagine there'd be some resistance to that.
Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:48 pm
by 1975Supra
OHM my giddy aunt. Some poor jokes on here, quite shocking actually

Re: Railworks Elf 'n Safety gone mad?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:09 pm
by jimmyshand
This thread has certainly managed to "generate" some great electrical gags! "ohm"y word some of them have been just "watt" I needed to de"fuse" some tension and relieve some of the "current" pressures of life! Sometimes you need something a bit "light"hearted rather than the same old "circuit" of discussion and debate.