Another caption competition

saddletank · Post by **saddletank** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 9:51 pm

I saw this... and thought of you lot. If Matt will give his blessing, then feel free to offer up a suggestion of what might be taking place here. Is this a charming scene from a railway system we have long lost, or is something more sinister going on? You decide.

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Post by **NeutronIC** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 10:10 pm

Yup go for it, a month to the winner, as decided by Martin

Matt.

Timcourt1 · Post by **Timcourt1** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 10:18 pm

According to Railway press sources the "Welsh Wanderer" railtour was an overnight success and is often overbooked

sp762 · Post by **sp762** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 10:27 pm

"New recruits for the Great Western School of Innovative Locomotive Design board their luxurious train, guided by Mr William Dean."

sylad · Post by **sylad** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 11:15 pm

Passengers Knew it would be lamb & mint sauce on the menu for dinner today.

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 12:06 am

1 - "It be no good lookin' at me loik tha' Mr Sheep, oi warned you tha' you'd need a ticket..."

2 - Shepherd sees through Richard Hannays disguise (From "The 39 Steps")

3 - "Yeah I know that Mr Sheep Herder Person, but I'd still like to know where you're taking us..."

4 - "You don't need to see his papers... These ain't the sheep you're looking for... He can go about his business..."

5 - The Pied Piper of Hamlyn gets ambitious....

6 - A welsh school outing.

Goingnorth · Post by **Goingnorth** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 12:27 am

1. New inter city train introduced in Wales.

2. Power supply problems on Southern means replacement trains.

3. 'It's funny Dolly, but everyone looks the same these mornings going to work'

4. Sheep forcibly removed from trains to allow emergency Virgin cross country upgrade after passengers reject Voyager.

5. 'Anyone seen my laptop?'

6. 'Nice boots there farmer!'

eddief · Post by **eddief** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 6:50 am

"Overcrowding on Connex Services reaches new levels"

(2 sheep talking)I'm used to travelling like this I went by Arriva Trains Northern last week

(conversation between Sheperd and person in booking office) Sheperd "yes thats 1 farmers day return to London"
Bokking Office person "and how many sheep was it"
Sheperd "errrr hang on 1... 2... 3... 4... 5..."

MichaelGreenhill · Post by **MichaelGreenhill** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 7:39 am

A New Zealander's fantasy (no offence intended to any Kiwi's out there)

chazcozens · Post by **chazcozens** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 10:22 am

Passengers thought that the company's efforts to counter complaints of stale food had gone a little too far................

Goingnorth · Post by **Goingnorth** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 11:01 am

Meals on wheels comes to Wales...

Goingnorth · Post by **Goingnorth** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 11:02 am

SRA on Welsh field visit

RichardScott · Post by **RichardScott** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 11:40 am

"Oh look, tis the annual outing of the Trainz Forum"

(Ducks under table, whilst grabbing steel helmet)

Cheers

Richard

p.s

I don't really mean it! Honest!

qzdcg8 · Post by **qzdcg8** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 12:33 pm

"Come on, me beauties... we've gaht to get on the bus now - they're workin' ahn the line!"

basildd · Post by **basildd** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 12:50 pm

Now come on, please lets be grown up about this and get back on - The Guard has apologised three times for making that Mint Sauce Announcement......