Roll up...Roll up...For another caption competition....

Goingnorth · Post by **Goingnorth** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:05 pm

Keep it clean now...

A serious case of 'leaf' on the line in the Grantham area.....

Goingnorth · Post by **Goingnorth** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:13 pm

Now if only I had a 47 on...

buffy500 · Post by **buffy500** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:14 pm

Does my arse look big in this train ?

danielwilkieuk · Post by **danielwilkieuk** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:27 pm

buffy500 wrote:Does my arse look big in this train ?

Only a young lady would say something like that, Something your not telling us Dave?

basildd · Post by **basildd** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:28 pm

And Eve enticed the snake towards her ample charms...

tinsley · Post by **tinsley** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:32 pm

Entering the red light district !!!!!!!!!!...

Goingnorth · Post by **Goingnorth** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:34 pm

Oh God! What will I tell Richard now?!

basildd · Post by **basildd** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:54 pm

Her first impression was that the caterpillars were VERY big...

jasonclarke · Post by **jasonclarke** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:54 pm

"Calling International Rescue , We need a ThunderBird"

jasonclarke · Post by **jasonclarke** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:55 pm

" Hello, Directory Enquiries, Do you have the number for EWS?"

Kevo00 · Post by **Kevo00** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:58 pm

Kate was confused when she found that the ECML had become a National Trust property.

katew · Post by **katew** » Sat Jul 06, 2002 12:00 am

Watch it lads...

buffy500 · Post by **buffy500** » Sat Jul 06, 2002 12:15 am

Never mind that, whats that on the track in front of the signal ?

Timcourt1 · Post by **Timcourt1** » Sat Jul 06, 2002 1:21 am

Headline news in Grantham mercury:

"Leaf on line halts train services : Grantham declares state of emergency!

(Grantham was once hailed as the UK's most boring town)

jashton · Post by **jashton** » Sat Jul 06, 2002 5:18 am

So what's a nice Virgin like you doing in a place like this?

Jeff