MSTS UKTS Awards

bravedan · Post by **bravedan** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:05 pm

And be careful, If John votes for Bristols, he's probably thinking 27+ feet long and oil burning..........................

(and green)

bravedan · Post by **bravedan** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:12 pm

Oldest Computer Dummy Award was withdrawn after I won it three times in a row..............it now holds my computer's cup holder up to stop the CD falling out..........................

johndibben · Post by **johndibben** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:22 pm

ForburyLion · Post by **ForburyLion** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:21 pm

basildd wrote:The Pop Idol Suzanne award for the person who thinks everyone likes them but its just because they have big t*ts

Since when has having "big t*ts" now been a valid reason for liking a girl?

basildd · Post by **basildd** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:47 pm

ForburyLion wrote:
basildd wrote:The Pop Idol Suzanne award for the person who thinks everyone likes them but its just because they have big t*ts
Since when has having "big t*ts" now been a valid reason for liking a girl?

Hasn't it always?

Jordan seems to make a living out of it and I haven't seen any other sign of talent / ability there...

stevesherratt · Post by **stevesherratt** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:33 am

I have made some room in my Trophy room for uktrainsim Best Class 76 of 2003.

I would like the prize money in Aussie Dollars and the Trophy polished with the same rag as you are polishing the Rugby World Cup !

Thanks

steve in ozz

qzdcg8 · Post by **qzdcg8** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:45 am

stevesherratt wrote:I have made some room in my Trophy room for uktrainsim Best Class 76 of 2003.

I would like the prize money in Aussie Dollars and the Trophy polished with the same rag as you are polishing the Rugby World Cup !

Thanks

steve in ozz

But you are the only one to do a CLass 76!!! In that case I'll have the Award for best Blackpool Tram of 2003

stevesherratt · Post by **stevesherratt** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:05 am

I think the Best Blackpool Tram Award is a Polished Bell !

DING DING !

buffy500 · Post by **buffy500** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:20 am

ForburyLion wrote:
basildd wrote:The Pop Idol Suzanne award for the person who thinks everyone likes them but its just because they have big t*ts
Since when has having "big t*ts" now been a valid reason for liking a girl?

Since when has it not been the best reason for liking a girl ?

johndibben · Post by **johndibben** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:12 pm

No, no,no,no, no, no, no, no .... errr .... yes ....

We're simply not entering in to the spirit of this award ceremony are we? Simply making up awards we're bound to win. My word, as if such a thing exists in the World?

But to make the ceremony last a bit longer and knock that episode of The Good Life that has the 'programmes may subsequently be altered' above it, off for another week, the best trainsim awards.

In nominate Trainz for the The best Railroad Simulator unless you want to turn right award.

BVE for the cheapest simulator, as long as you don't want to get out, award.

MSTS2 for the cheapest simulator as you can't buy it award.

Hornby for the I can't believe I've bought this, simulator award.

RRT2 for the my trains disappear when entering a staion award.

Also an award for the most unprounceably named sim that Vern likes award.

Richard and Judy to present the awards. Judy, hopefully with boobs tucked away this time

buffy500 · Post by **buffy500** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:32 pm

johndibben wrote: Richard and Judy to present the awards. Judy, hopefully with boobs tucked away this time

For this case I would suggest that she is not fanciable just cos she got em out

MichaelGreenhill · Post by **MichaelGreenhill** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:49 pm

*walks in, squeals like a monkey, walks out*

ianmacmillan · Post by **ianmacmillan** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:49 pm

I was going to claim the booby prize.....but now I'm not too sure what I'd get.

Post by **NeutronIC** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:47 pm

LOL nice one guys

In order to prevent any seriousness from perverting this thread, i've had an idea about the root of this topic, which i'll go post about now in the UKTS 2 topic over on the Site admin forum.

Ok, back to your previous programming please folks!

Matt.

johndibben · Post by **johndibben** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:33 pm

Also Matt is now nominated for the best non-perverted idea award...