Caption Contest

dforrest · Post by **dforrest** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:59 pm

If ever there was a railway photograph ideal for a caption contest, here it is"

suffolk · Post by **suffolk** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:04 pm

.........in out, in out, you shake it all about, you do the hokey cokey and you turn about..........

suffolk · Post by **suffolk** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:07 pm

dforrest wrote:If ever there was a railway photograph ideal for a caption contest, here it is"

It's a prime contender for a "what happened next" as well.

Post by **NeutronIC** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:56 pm

The management had publicly stated when the stock would all be presented in their proud new livery and without a source of paint stripper, the staff were left with little option.

Matt.

petermakosch · Post by **petermakosch** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 12:25 am

I was going to say summat like that Matt!
More like: "But the toilet's are Closed!"

Thorough inspection of the train showed that it was really there, and not David Blane's famous "I can make a train appear before you're eye's" trick.

cadet200 · Post by **cadet200** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:56 am

all i can say is that i sincerely hope that there was no 3rd rail there.

Post by **NeutronIC** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:04 am

or as ren and stimpy say...

(sing it with me!)

dont whiz on the electric - bzzzzt

Matt

saddletank · Post by **saddletank** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:10 am

Picture taken just before the start of the 1918 Le Mans porters trolley dash.

saddletank · Post by **saddletank** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:12 am

The Stoke Newington window cleaning club liked to get together on Saturdays and do a bit of formation squeegie-ing.

saddletank · Post by **saddletank** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:15 am

Inspector Ferret of the Yard: "Very well Miss Tibbs, I'll get all the station staff to drop their trousers and you tell me which arse it was that mooned at you through the ladies waiting room window."

ianmacmillan · Post by **ianmacmillan** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:26 am

The train at platform 3 is a military relief special.

alan2 · Post by **alan2** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:24 am

1 2 3 Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. !!

oops

Trolleys carrying 10 gallons of Beer go missing during transport!! ?

"And thank you today for joining us today for the station trolley racing, the men are just relieved to be abled to take part... The first challenge is to get a trolley, because there was a shortage lst year.

"

musik · Post by **musik** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:43 am

"Last one on the train's a rotten egg!!"

Hymek · Post by **Hymek** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:48 am

Porters union go on stirke after the SRA deny them new wheels on their trolleys

CaptainBazza · Post by **CaptainBazza** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:59 am

"Okay lads, the Regimental Sar'nt Major wants to play trains again, 1, 2, 3, heave!".

Atomic Systems

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