A Bad Day On the railways

Riche · Post by **Riche** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:03 pm

A 3-5 word story about a bad day on the railways (You add more)

One Day A Virgin Train...

Post by **martinhodgson** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:13 pm

A lovely new Pendolino appeared

johnw1934 · Post by **johnw1934** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:38 pm

Was on its way to.........

andiofwbafc · Post by **andiofwbafc** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:49 pm

Wolverhampton from Oxley CARMD.

Post by **martinhodgson** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:51 pm

On board, in Club Class

GavinW · Post by **GavinW** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 5:30 pm

was a well fadgered otter......

ianmacmillan · Post by **ianmacmillan** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:16 pm

Fadgered or Badgered?

(queues likely?)

nwallace · Post by **nwallace** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:19 pm

of a hostess who couldn't.....

I liek these things though used to do them a paragraph at a tiem and resuklted in seriously weird stories aobut chainsaw maniacs and bus drivers..... hm

nightbeaver911 · Post by **nightbeaver911** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:51 pm

sell you anything you wanted...

johnw1934 · Post by **johnw1934** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:53 pm

one day her boss said

GavinW · Post by **GavinW** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:24 pm

This coffee is too cold. It could be doing with being a little 'otter

nwallace · Post by **nwallace** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 5:39 pm

or ehl replace u with me dotter....

GavinW · Post by **GavinW** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 5:47 pm

nwallace wrote:or ehl replace u with me dotter....

I do apologise for the courseness of the dialect in this post. Coming from Broughty Ferry I am appalled that others reading this may think we all talk like we have had a lobotomy. Oh dear me no! Some of us are quite well spoken and not at all like the ruffians in places like the hilltown who apparently offer their offspring as small mammal replacements.

Hymek · Post by **Hymek** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:06 pm

We apologise for the ...

is a quite common one i feel

johnw1934 · Post by **johnw1934** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:20 pm

rubbish service onboard but we....