'bout time we had another caption competition!

saddletank · Post by **saddletank** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:56 am

I saw these... and thought of you lot. I'm sure your fertile minds can think up something suitably iffy. No prizes, just for the fun of it. Choose to write a caption for one or more...

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MichaelGreenhill · Post by **MichaelGreenhill** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:00 pm

For the bottom one ::

Oh I do like ter be beside the sea side...

Fodda · Post by **Fodda** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:51 pm

Bottom one:

"Never mind... Perhaps one of them Ohio Rail barges will come along instead..."

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 2:27 pm

In order...

1 - "Just wait til my 'usband gets home, I bought this nutcracker specially for him."

2 - Hornby Trains build prototype full-scale track sections at long last.

3 - "So wot 'appened to the 11.15 to Rushey Platt then?"
" Got torpedoed by a nazi U-boat."
"oh..."

doownyl · Post by **doownyl** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:05 pm

First one:

'The first ever branch of Ann Summers'.

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:09 pm

Round 2...

1 - "'An that's 'ow I won Wimbledon"
"Oooh..."

2 - Modern railway companies are equal opportunities employers. Spot the LEGO-bloke at the right hand side of the pic.

3 - "Mr Brunel, I'm telling you now, this route is going to be expensive..."

petermakosch · Post by **petermakosch** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:13 pm

Middle one:
Two- Tone (In the voice of a two tone horn). The 2 trains horning? each other

Post by **martinhodgson** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:13 pm

2nd: EWS repeatedly denied the fact that their trains were being underutilised.

johndibben · Post by **johndibben** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:15 pm

1) The signalman said 'put this on the station bike'

3) Oooo look, that platelayer's waving to us

petermakosch · Post by **petermakosch** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:18 pm

Middle one:
Two- Tone (In the voice of a two tone horn). The 2 trains horning? each other

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:26 pm

Round 3....

1 - Never mind those two women, look at the window. You'll see a reflection of the Dreaded Demon Doberman!!!!!

2 - "And at the final post it's...it's... yes, it's 37013 romping home to an easy victory at the 2.30 at Cheltenham. We'll have slow motion replays of this races highlights later tonight"

3 - Part 1 of the SAS acceptance test. Arrive by rail at Hereford Railway Station..

rwaceyw · Post by **rwaceyw** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:26 pm

petermakosch wrote:Middle one:
Two- Tone (In the voice of a two tone horn). The 2 trains horning? each other

No need to say it twice

David.

johndibben · Post by **johndibben** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:27 pm

1) This large photo will really **** people off when they have to scroll around the page

2) Desperate measures taken to try a get Frank Bruno to hospital

3) I always stand like this

Lad491 · Post by **Lad491** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:48 pm

number 2 has to be - " 'ere mate - someones nicked your containers off the train"
my initial reaction to number one would probably get me banned so i'll leave that to your imagination.
number 3 should probably be " do you think the train will be late?"

ianmacmillan · Post by **ianmacmillan** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:56 pm

1 The RSPCA says its the only way to catch them when the're rabid.

2 Bloody Vandals.....They steel things that are no use to them and then just drop them.

3 The preservation society decided to restore it to its original condition. It was converted from an old canal.