Funny? I thought so!

[douglee]

Hi Bazza,
Do I detect sour grapes?


Newsagent to customer:-"Your dog came for the papers on Sunday. I could not believe it, he was riding a bike.
"That is strange". said the customer,




"I didn't know he could read"

[dkightley]

Two cannibals, Handible and Elbob meet one day. Handible said, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender."

Elbob asked, "What kind of Missionary do you use?" "Oh, you know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend in the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Aha!" the Elbob exclaimed, "No wonder! Those are fryers!"

[douglee]

Hi Doug,

Briliant!


Then there was the canibal who went for a job in a restaurant .





As the Head Waiter.

[CaptainBazza]

I'm sure we're breaking some sort of EU regulation here.

(Yeah, it's a joke.)

(No, really, it's a J O K E !)

(Look, we can stand here and debate the issue all day, but in the end, it is still a joke!)

[CaptainBazza]

Oh, just thought of this one:

Is a Scotsman telling a joke being jocular?

(Yes, it's also a joke.)

[CaptainBazza]

Do I detect sour grapes?

Oops, sorry, blame the burp on the fermented grape juice.

Cheers Bazza

[douglee]

Hi,
As bazza says, "It's only a Joke."

Why is Mummy Christmas so upset?
Because Father Christmas only comes once a year!




And that's down the chminey!



It's only a Joke!

[CaptainBazza]

Science teacher to little Johnny. How many sexes are there, Johnny?
Says smart little Johnny, Three, Sir. Male sex, female sex and insects.

Q: How do you know if lion's lying?
A: You look at his teeth.
(Think about it for a minute or two and you might get it.)

[douglee]

Hi Bazza,
Still thinking!


Child to teacher:-" George is a liar"
Teacher:-"You must not call people liars, Ben"
But he is Miss. He says he comes from France I know he doesn't 'cos......


He goes home for dinner.



(Only works if you don't live in France.)

[wertyuv]

Thing that gets me going is the insults that i get on bebo. Half of them are : get a hair cut, go away (and worse) you goth. These are just funny to watch because all of them arent insulting

[dkightley]

Thing that gets me going is the insults that i get on bebo.

Don't go on bebo, then. I don't ...and I don't get insulted.

Now, that's an invitation for someone.........NOT!

[wertyuv]

But i dont find it insulting
Thats the funny thing about it

[dkightley]

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

[dkightley]

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

[CaptainBazza]

It went in one ear and out the udder.

Give me strength!!!


For Doug:

(Only works if you don't live in France.)

I don't think it works on either side of La Manche.

Cheers Bazza