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Hi All,
W'at saouf o' the River? Not this time a night Mate.

Good luck
Doug

I've recently been "inundated" with these from my grand children

Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?

To the prawn broker!

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?

The Codfather !

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?

He got lockjaw !

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Why did the whale cross the road ?

To get to the other tide !

Where do little fishes go every morning ?

To plaice school !

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?

As far away as possible !

Alec

Hi Alec,
AHHHH, Bless the little darlings.

Who was it said children should be seen and not heard? They were obviously wrong or we'd miss GEMs like that.

My favorite joke from a youngster.
What steps should you take when faced with a wild animal?




Very long fast ones!

Good luck
Doug

Poor kids, no pressies this year.

Hi, adding to the previous post, I saw on the QI programme that Father Christmas actually died
in 1564.
In the Parish Records of a Church in Dedham Essex, a person called Father Christmas was buried
in the Churchyard on the 30/5/1564, it seems that several people are called Christmas and so it
is not beyond reason that one child could of be called Father for a bit of a laugh.

Bob