Funny? I thought so!

[stephenholmes]

Good evening Doug
I hadn't thought about that
Best wishes for the New Year
Kind regards Stephen

[douglee]

Hi Stephen,
See there is always an up side.

Hope the New Year is good for you.

Good luck
Doug

[tripman]

Hi again. Funny coincident that your talking trifle.
Heard round the table last night..
Two men were walking through the desert. They were nearly out of water when they saw three tents in the distance. The hurried over to see if they could get some water. In the first tent they were told, "I'm sorry we only have trifle." In the second tent, again, "I'm sorry we only have trifle." They went into the third tent and again asked for water only to be told, "I'm sorry we only sell trifle." As they walked on, one turned to the other and said.
"That was a trifle bazaar."

[bharrison]

bad joke alert

Why was the broom late?

Because he overswept

[douglee]

Hi Ben,

At least it was clean.

Why did the Tow Rope get married.



..............................because he had pulled.
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you started it.
Said one jump lead to the other.

Good luck
Doug

[bharrison]

bad joke alert

What do you get When you cross a sheep with a Kangaroo?

A woolly jumper

[douglee]

Hi,
A man standing in a pond up to his knees in water, was asked what happened.

My name is Jesus, he said, and my shoes are 2012 years old.


They leak.

Good luck
Doug

[oldrocker]

Why does everybody want to hug Obama ?
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because presidents are cosy !

Geddit?

[oldrocker]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... 0737757247

[Acorncomputer]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... 0737757247

Current bid £2.00 ... that sounds a low but there again, maybe not

[jbilton]

An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Barts Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to all the counties.
Finally a Yorkshireman was located who had a similar blood type. The man willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Yorkshereman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, a gold Rolex watch and a large amount of Euros.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Yorkshireman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Yorkshireman a thank-you card & a Packet of Pontifract cakes.
The Yorkshireman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, a watch & money... But you only gave me a thank-you card & a packet of goodies".
To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Yorkshire blood in my veins".__

[jbilton]

Voted Best Scottish Short Joke


A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
“Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?”
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
“Ye can git lowst, ye'll no bring it back!”

[douglee]

Hi All,
Now this must fit the bill for the thread:--

Sent to me by Martin (doccmartin).

Good luck
Doug

[Acorncomputer]

I like this one -

http://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/2009/05/03/pl ... this-sign/

[bharrison]

How much did the pirate pay to get his ear pierced?

A buck an ear

and

Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of curtains

pull yourself together man