Funny? I thought so!

[CaptainBazza]

Mods. Feel free to remove if this breaks rules.

We're voting on it right now.

[CaptainBazza]

What did the good joke say to the bad joke?
Time out on the 'naughty step'.

What did the bad joke say to the good joke?
It's nice to be so popular.

Do comedians wear a joke-strap?

Who exactly decides whether a joke is good or bad?

[douglee]

Hi All,

Bloke taking leak over bridge
2nd bloke joins him.
1st bloke says "cold istn't it"
2nd bloke - not to be out done says







"yes, I am surprised how deep it is"

[Lad491]

Ok I admit I dont understand that one Doug
Can you explain?

[john13]

DId you hear about the tired delicatessan assistant? Sat on the bacon slicer, slipped and got behind in his work........

[dkightley]

That's almost as bad as the undertaker who said he liked working with people....or the refuse collector who said he had a rubbish job!

Or the lift attendant who said he enjoyed his job, despite all the ups and downs.

[CaptainBazza]

I think they're spawning.

Cheers Bazza

[CaptainBazza]

'ello, 'ello, 'ello, said the policeman, wot 'ave we got 'ere?!
My bleedin' left ear, whined the collared crim.


What did the jokester say to the other jokester?
My joke or yours?

[douglee]

Hi,

My mate bought a Paper Shop,




Damn thing blew away.

[dkightley]

I knew a baker who was upset when he lost his job. He thought he'd be needed.






"Mummy, mummy. I hate grandad's guts."

"Well, leave them on the side of the plate then."

[douglee]

Hi Doug,


Or.
Mummy Mummy can I play with Granddad.



No you dug him up once this week already.


You can't tell jokes like that.

[oldrocker]

'ello, 'ello, 'ello, said the policeman, wot 'ave we got 'ere?!
My bleedin' left ear, whined the collared crim.


What did the jokester say to the other jokester?
My joke or yours?

You all right Baz?

Does the Flying Doctor go as far as NZ?

[CaptainBazza]

I saw my doctor flying.....I mentioned it to him, diplomatically, I thought......but it's okay now, he's given me some nice pink pills.....althought I was rather surprised when he told me where to put them!

[douglee]

Hi,

Watson to Holmes:- What is that over there with yellow balls on?





It's a lementree my dear Watson.

[CaptainBazza]

Doug, that joke's so bad it's lip's puckering.