So the therapy didn't work, Doug?
Actually, I don't want you think by any means that we Kiwis dislike the Aussies, we don't.....we just like them on the
other side of the Tasman.
This joke is allegedly from an Aussie source:
Cloned Sheep
What did the Cloned Sheep say to the other sheep?
I am ewe.
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This one is maybe border-line although it says nothing explicit.
Laughter is often about risk taking.
Taxidermist
Two
Aussie sheep drovers are sitting in their tent after a hard days work. Because of the size of the property they work on, they are miles from home. In fact, they're miles from anywhere, totally the back of beyond. They are both enjoying a beer under the shade of the awning of their tent when a man in a pin-striped suit, carrying a small brown briefcase and wearing a bowler hat passes by.
'Go and see who that clown is, Bruce, he must be lost,' says the senior of the two.
So Bruce scampers off after the city type gent. After about fifty yards he catches him up.
'Scuze me mate, are you bleedin' lost or summat.'
'Not at all, my man. I am conducting some field work connected with my employment.' was the haughty reply.
'You must have a funny kind of job, mate. What do you do for a living?' said the drover.
'I am a taxidermist.'
'No good you being out here then, there's no taxi's in the outback.'
'You don't understand, I stuff animals for a living.'
The drover is shocked but eventually asks, 'What sort of animals do you stuff?'
'Well, I've stuffed all sorts in my time, fish, birds, snakes, rabbits, crocodiles and I even stuffed an emu once.'
The drover is now very suspicious,
'You ever stuffed a sheep?'
'Why certainly.'
When the sheep-man eventually returns to the tent his mate asks,
'Well, who was that Charlie?'
'Nobody special,' was the reply, 'Just another drover.'
I do, however, apologise for posting Aussie oriented sheep jokes (yeah, right) because in Kiwiland we don't find our sheep are anything to joke about.
Cheers Bazza
