Caption fun

CaptainBazza · Post by **CaptainBazza** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:07 am

"You want to know how many Weapons of Mass Destruction? Well, THIS many."

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:46 am

49 - "Oh no, the Starship Troopers Re-Enactment Society meets tomorrow.."

50 - For the best shave a man can get....

51 - "Who did you say was parked illegally?"

52 - The new Dr Who

53 - Laboratory rats achieve technological civilisation

54 - The SAS arrive to clear enemy pumpkins from Britains railways

55 - Mr Blenkinsops garden railway is proving popular..

56 - "Hello?.. Pardon?... You wanted a Hornby RealScale layout? Well you should have said... Too late now isn't it?"

57 - "I don't know... I brought out my hair dryer and everyone ran away screaming..."

58 - "Sorry mate, you don't have planning permission for this signal box.."

59 - Playing 'Quake' too often causes psychological problems...

Thrashin · Post by **Thrashin** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:55 am

Sorry about that, this is the first time I've been online since posting that pic. Many thanks to Chris Lees for sorting that. I'll take a look now and see if it works.

My caption was:

The PM desperately tried to get free of the pole inserted up the back of his shirt, as the Tory party looked on...

Thanks

Jack

Whitemoor · Post by **Whitemoor** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:23 pm

"Mr Presscott, have you farted again?"

djhedge · Post by **djhedge** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:29 pm

As news of a suspected terror plot reaches the PM, Tony realises that he grew out of his childhood superman suit many moons ago

johndibben · Post by **johndibben** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:32 pm

Woman praises the Lord having been intimately touched during Tony Blair's visit.

djhedge · Post by **djhedge** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:07 pm

On hearing Cherie's singing, Tony habitually breaks out into her preferred dancing routine

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:24 am

60 - Swindon Station has a makeover

61 - The Big Bad Builder huffed and puffed but couldn't blow the signal box down

62 - "Has anyone seen a white rabbit?"

63 - The post office attempts to improve deliveries

64 - The Channel Tunnel opens

65 - A new railway for Little Englanders

66 - "Alright, which one of you pumpkins nicked the train?"

67 - The back entrance to Number 10

68 - Britains nuclear deterrent wasn't as impressive as the others

prairie4566 · Post by **prairie4566** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:45 pm

This one might not be good enough but have a look:

http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ghost016yx.jpg

RobertM · Post by **RobertM** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:14 pm

Driver-'Why are you standing like that???'

Fireman-'Dunno, just want too look like I know what I am doing.'

RobertM

Thrashin · Post by **Thrashin** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:15 pm

I'm sure we had some carriages a minute ago...

RobertM · Post by **RobertM** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:19 pm

Thrashin wrote:I'm sure we had some carriages a minute ago...

Driver-'I thought you couple us up!?'

Fireman-'I thought you did!?'

Driver-'Well I didn't, I suppose that explains why we were going well'

RobertM

Thrashin · Post by **Thrashin** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:30 pm

Driver: Oh, stop posing for the camera you plank!

Whitemoor · Post by **Whitemoor** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:38 pm

so, we got to go in what direction again

CaptainBazza · Post by **CaptainBazza** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:55 am

...you plank!

Nice one, I actually get that.

Somehow "plonker" sounds better.