Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:41 pm
There was much annoyance as a policeman wandered onto the set of King Kong 2 with his imaginary search dog.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:45 pm
I'll get that damn mole.
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:00 pm
who put the cent coin on the track again dam kids these days
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:36 pm
mmmmm, is that a donut...?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:37 pm
OFFICER ON LINE:
"I know what caused it! I'm an expert! Right... Hmmm... looks like wood-worm... to me..."
OFFICER ON OTHER END OF WALKIE TALKIE:
"Did you check the brakes on the train?"
OFFICER ON LINE:
"There's no need to, I know its' woodworm that caused it"
OFFICER ON OTHER END OF WALKIE TALKIE:
"How do you know that?"
OFFICER ON LINE:
"Because I can see the brake lines' broken from here!"
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My Website:
"I know what caused it! I'm an expert! Right... Hmmm... looks like wood-worm... to me..."
OFFICER ON OTHER END OF WALKIE TALKIE:
"Did you check the brakes on the train?"
OFFICER ON LINE:
"There's no need to, I know its' woodworm that caused it"
OFFICER ON OTHER END OF WALKIE TALKIE:
"How do you know that?"
OFFICER ON LINE:
"Because I can see the brake lines' broken from here!"
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My Website:
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:33 am
network rail is still confuzed as to what is to blmae for the de-railment of a overnight freight
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:35 am
I didnt touch it honest it just sort of fell over
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:31 pm
Network rail?Whitemoor wrote:network rail is still confuzed as to what is to blmae for the de-railment of a overnight freight
You do know that's a picture of what happened when a ranaway freight train came off the rails in America!Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:57 pm
"Wad'ya mean the driver swerved to miss a hamster?!!"
or
"Train made out of titanium to save weight - good. Rails made from Belgian milk chocolate to save costs - bad."
or
"Train made out of titanium to save weight - good. Rails made from Belgian milk chocolate to save costs - bad."
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:51 pm
Butch?
Hmm, a Freudian Slip there, John?
Hmm, a Freudian Slip there, John?
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:06 pm
28 - "Ikea? Which dang sonofadog ordered flatpack ties from Sweden?"
29 - "Yep... It's them moles again..."
30 - "Hey chief, you know I don't think this is the Highworth route? Maybe you wanna speak to that limey agin"
31 - Caldrail attempts the Route Editor one more time.
32 - "Wow, that was some party last night..."
33 - "Think you'd better give him the pay rise..."
34 - "47.. 48.. 49.. 50. Yep, X marks the spot. Blackbeards treasure is here."
35 - The official stopping distance for a fully loaded freight train at 60mph is?
36 - The Wrong Leaves strike back!
37 - "Boss? Yeah its them. The Dook Boyz have gone too far this time.."
38 - "No chief, we still can't find her contact lenses..."
29 - "Yep... It's them moles again..."
30 - "Hey chief, you know I don't think this is the Highworth route? Maybe you wanna speak to that limey agin"
31 - Caldrail attempts the Route Editor one more time.
32 - "Wow, that was some party last night..."
33 - "Think you'd better give him the pay rise..."
34 - "47.. 48.. 49.. 50. Yep, X marks the spot. Blackbeards treasure is here."
35 - The official stopping distance for a fully loaded freight train at 60mph is?
36 - The Wrong Leaves strike back!
37 - "Boss? Yeah its them. The Dook Boyz have gone too far this time.."
38 - "No chief, we still can't find her contact lenses..."
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:41 pm
I think we could do with a new one:
Large pic from: http://www.cmburgess.co.uk/rlsr_funny_s ... 004_75.jpg
Large pic from: http://www.cmburgess.co.uk/rlsr_funny_s ... 004_75.jpg
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:54 pm
The owners of the blue Citroen C3 looked on in horror as the gentleman's pumpkin blaster was waved dangerously close to their bumper...
or
The crowd wondered about the possibility of the gentleman brandishing his phone at the leaves and then phoning the Mrs with the leaf blower...
Sorry, that's all I can do, but I waited that long for it to load that I had to say something.....
or
The crowd wondered about the possibility of the gentleman brandishing his phone at the leaves and then phoning the Mrs with the leaf blower...
Sorry, that's all I can do, but I waited that long for it to load that I had to say something.....
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:04 pm
hey mate the signalman has started growing pumpkins I thought when the signamn called me ask me to vist there where leaves on the signal cables dam i could have this large leave blower at home
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:14 pm
West Country accents please:
Man on phone: 'Ere, Ted, Oi've invented this 'ere gadgit fer blowin' out them pumpkin lanterns. Trouble is, it's not just blowin' em out, it's blowin' 'em to bug... Ted...you're breaking up...
Man on phone: 'Ere, Ted, Oi've invented this 'ere gadgit fer blowin' out them pumpkin lanterns. Trouble is, it's not just blowin' em out, it's blowin' 'em to bug... Ted...you're breaking up...