Atomic Systems

[MAN LOOKING UP:]
Alright, who's the wise guy who thought it was funny to shove there overcoat in the chimney! Now all the steam's coming from the cylinders!

Here's a new one:

Them aliens done stole our train!

"Enos, this is your superior officer Rosco Peeeee Coletrain calling! Them duke boys have really done it this time! Gooug, Gooug!"

"What do'ya want me to do sheriff?"

"Enos, get here you dipstick!"

If you've Seen the Dukes Of Hazzard you should know what i'm talking about, .

It just fell off, honest!

Brandine, I done busted my Train

urgh ......!

Just walk away slowly, nobidy will notice...

*American Accent'Howdy, i need a BIG Whoper. Better get those track people in!'*

Man on track: "Erm..............oops"

"Where's the rest of that train gone?"

"I told them it was a crease in the plans! They never listen....load of paper pushers. Don't know a thing about the real world!"

17 - "Someone bought 'Hot Wheels' for christmas"

18 - Tim Courts Stunt Railroad.

19 - "Call Mulder & Sculley..."

20 - "Darn it. Charlie's been workin' here. Back when ah was in 'Nam..."

21 - Roger Moore has been chasing more drug runners.

22 - "Super elevated track? Not on this railroad son..."

23 - "All right, Caldrail, we know you're down there. Come on out!"

24 - Hornby's RealScale trainset has yet to iron out all its bugs.

25 - Tom Cruise on set for 'War of the Worlds'

26 - err.. can't think of another one....

'Nuff dynamite, Butch?

Arrr [faeces], that ain't lookin' pretty...........

Ah, better call the Emergengy services... Oooooo, is that a dollar?