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45002
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:21 am
by 45002
When are the Flaming Wars that broke out in the Forums going to End?
MARTIN

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:59 am
by Whitemoor
as lad with cap is told he`s now going to drive the train behind him, one man looks up to the heavens for help
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:55 am
by martinhodgson
The P-Way gang didn't see the shunter creeping up on them...
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:44 am
by CaptainBazza
"OUR engine's bigger than YOUR engine."
"Let's have a brewup."
"I got a phone call, The Fat Controller said to......(rest of remark obliterated by BP relief valve blowing off)........"
"No son, we don't use a Hammet & Morgan control box."
"So, when does the Big Boy arrive?"
"Who's turn to buy the coal this week?"
"Who let the genie out of the lamp, then?"

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:03 am
by dinmore
Whitemoor wrote:as lad with cap is told he`s now going to drive the train behind him, one man looks up to the heavens for help
Very good
"If you wan't to commit suicide you really ought to find a line with more than a 25mph limit"
"Oi!!! where's your hi-viz!!"
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:57 pm
by ianmacmillan
Toughest Scrapheap Challenge yet - - - but we'll make her fly.
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:33 pm
by trainlover123
Looking up at the engine, the man looks to see how far the man the cap will fly when the Safety Valves go off
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:12 pm
by Thrashin
Despite the approaching shunter, the lads maintained their game of musical statues...
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:00 pm
by RobertM
Whitemoor wrote:as lad with cap is told he`s now going to drive the train behind him, one man looks up to the heavens for help
But I failed in getting a chance too drive the engine
Oh well, back too shovling coal instead
RobertM

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:08 pm
by CaldRail
"One day, lad, all this will be yours"
Wot, the toolbox?
"No (slap) not the toolbox. The steam engine"
But I don't want a steam engine...
"Whats wrong with her? She's expensive, green, she's got ... big... lumps of coal..."
But I want a fuel efficient diesel with ease of maintenance and..
"Thats enough of that. Now grab that shovel and start filling that firebox"
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Sorry. Couldn't help myself. Due apologies to the Monty Python team because I won't be paying any royalties for that little bit of well intentioned plagiarism. By the way, the firemans dead. Shame really, lovely plumage.
Re: Caption fun
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:47 pm
by saddletank
That has to be worst reskin I've ever seen.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:49 pm
by saddletank
The Ghostbusters hadn't seen the one creeping out from under that engine's buffer beam...
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:55 pm
by calvert
The railway was working with a healty ratio of 4 supervisiors to one worker.
Erm..is it suppose to do that?
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:08 am
by martinhodgson
CaldRail wrote:"One day, lad, all this will be yours"
Wot, the toolbox?
"No (slap) not the toolbox. The steam engine"
But I don't want a steam engine...
"Whats wrong with her? She's expensive, green, she's got ... big... lumps of coal..."
But I want a fuel efficient diesel with ease of maintenance and..
"Thats enough of that. Now grab that shovel and start filling that firebox"
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Sorry. Couldn't help myself. Due apologies to the Monty Python team because I won't be paying any royalties for that little bit of well intentioned plagiarism. By the way, the firemans dead. Shame really, lovely plumage.

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:49 am
by CaldRail
7 - This years Scrapheap Challenge excels itself
8 - The governments new public transport policy
9 - Santa Claus considers retiring his reindeer
10 - "No no no its electric, honestly"
11 - "Does anyone know how to run this thing?"
12 - Dustmen can't understand why the thieves stole the skip...
13 - "Look I'm sorry mate, but the RAC doesn't do homestart for steam engines"
14 - Hornby unveils their new range of RealScale trains
15 - "We're going to stand here until one of you two admits doing it"
16 - Harry Potter still hasn't arrived at the station....