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Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:54 am
by CaptainBazza
Don't bet your boat on it.
I'm thinking of getting new glasses, or should I just drink straight from the bottle?
??!
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:50 am
by john13
If you can see the bottle clearly, and can see what it contains, you probably don't need glasses.
What's in the bottle?
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:55 am
by Acorncomputer
What's in the bottle?
Nothing now. I dispensed with the glasses and drank straight from the bottle.
What is the purpose of human beings ... why are we here
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:36 am
by CaptainBazza
"42" something, as I recollect.........
Why don't ducks sink, is it because they pucker-up real tight?
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:37 am
by pjt1974
If they were called boats they would but they were called ducks so they don't.
Am I mad?
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:04 am
by CaptainBazza
A: I may be biased, so I decline to answer that question on the grounds of insanity.
Q: There is a well known local saying for a short period, for example: "It'll only take
a wee minute." Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to how many seconds that is?
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:06 am
by CaptainBazza
Here's an aside for pjt1974 of Ballaugh, Isle of Man.
If a Manxman gets drunk, can he be really called legless?
Cheers Bazza
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:50 am
by rufuskins
I'll let you know in a sec!
But of course the best ever question was posed by Bud Abbott, namely "WHOSE ON FIRST?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85p ... detailpage
Alec
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:09 pm
by pjt1974
CaptainBazza wrote:Here's an aside for pjt1974 of Ballaugh, Isle of Man.
If a Manxman gets drunk, can he be really called legless?
Cheers Bazza
That charge wouldn't stand up in a Manx court
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:13 pm
by pjt1974
rufuskins wrote:I'll let you know in a sec!
But of course the best ever question was posed by Bud Abbott, namely "WHOSE ON FIRST?"
Alec
That'll be Pete, First lets him walk all over him
Why is grass green?
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:55 pm
by Acorncomputer
Why is grass green?
It is full of envy about how big trees can grow.
Why can't I have a sensible conversation with my computer
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:21 pm
by CaptainBazza
According to the computer, it's the smarter of the two.
Why did you leave yourself open with that question?
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:56 pm
by Acorncomputer
CaptainBazza wrote:According to the computer, it's the smarter of the two.
Why did you leave yourself open with that question?
I don't know. Hang on, I will ask my computer.
It says, its an open and shut case and I should stop asking silly questions.
Who else asks silly questions
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:30 pm
by rivimey
Do you mean like "Why does Acorncomputer's engine have moving smoke but wheels that stay still
" ?
That would be me!
Q: People say that government is a weighty thing: would it be an easier thing in outer space then?
Re: ANSWER A QUESTION; ASK A QUESTION; THE PRESEQUEL
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:04 pm
by Acorncomputer
Do you mean like "Why does Acorncomputer's engine have moving smoke but wheels that stay still
" ?
That would be me!
It's actually standing still in a gale
