Caption Competition!!

AlistairW · Post by **AlistairW** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:16 am

Click the link to see animated footage, best caption wins a pat on the back...

http://www.old-dalby.com/crash_animation.htm

My contribution:
Passengers on the last London - Manchester via Buxton service get a scare when they realise that to save money BR removed the track before the last service had gone.

Jarvis Rail Division 'Now I know I left a wagon somewhere...'

bthornhill · Post by **bthornhill** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:25 am

The speed 'Peaked' just before impact!

phill70 · Post by **phill70** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:24 am

Which one is the brake lever

fairlie · Post by **fairlie** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:20 am

No-one told the crew of 45041 that the track at Riddings was lifted.

Anonymizeruk · Post by **Anonymizeruk** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:57 pm

"Alright then - who forgot to put the handbrake on?"

ForburyLion · Post by **ForburyLion** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:51 pm

"An error has occurred

Send/Don't send"

Anonymizeruk · Post by **Anonymizeruk** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:50 pm

ForburyLion wrote:"An error has occurred

Send/Don't send"

Excellent

Hows about

"Beeching Strikes Again"

arabiandisco · Post by **arabiandisco** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:18 pm

"46009's triple pump began to wish it had siezed just half an hour earlier..."

"No dear, I meant the other left"

"Who says you can't drive and talk on the mobi...?"

Thrashin · Post by **Thrashin** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:21 pm

A clip is released of "When attempts to drive a train remotely go bad!" to be shown tonight on ABC.

james10 · Post by **james10** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:34 pm

National rail show what happens when you drink drive

Anonymizeruk · Post by **Anonymizeruk** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:11 pm

TOP:
An early test of the braking system designed for the Class 390

davvydo · Post by **davvydo** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:21 pm

talk about peaks and troughs !

220389 · Post by **220389** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:58 pm

i told u to replace the brake blocks from wood and now look at wat u have gone and done

cardiffcroupier · Post by **cardiffcroupier** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:33 am

"Ask any techie, buffers are to load data for the next bit of work...."

jennings · Post by **jennings** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:04 am

The 9:25 St Pancras to Sheffield was running a bit late so the driver decided to take a short cut ...