Caption competition: Part two

bravedan · Post by **bravedan** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:54 am

This new 4x4 handles like it's on rails.........................

bravedan · Post by **bravedan** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:09 am

Land Rover used to bring illegal immigrants through Channel Tunnel found abandoned after Police chase involving a Class 40.

Police spokesperson says "we kept catching him up but red lights stopped us getting near him"

bravedan · Post by **bravedan** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:20 am

Rover resort to ever more desperate measures to sell vehicles...........................

bravedan · Post by **bravedan** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:24 am

Tiff Needell is finally given something to test he CAN'T get the back end out on...........................

alex2008 · Post by **alex2008** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 12:56 pm

First group starts the worlds first real 'door to door' service.

danielgwr · Post by **danielgwr** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:43 pm

FirstGroup-Transforming Travel.

Well, they did say that the would make road and rail transport more intergrated!

Garthion · Post by **Garthion** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:52 pm

The new Road-Rail freight service undergoes trails by the FIRST group.

Driver to Second man "Hey John, this new loco really does the buisness, shame the top speed aint too great though!"

Casual Observer "I Knew trains were getting smaller but this is ridiculous!"

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:14 am

"Look Fred, when you the guy you bought this from said it cornered on rails didn't you get at all suspicious?"

"OI! Am I on the right track for the M25?"

The Wright Brothers still had a few bugs to iron out back in 1902....

A hooligan safe vehicle. Face it - You just can't do handbrake turns...

A determined employee never lets a late train stop him from commuting to work...

southcoasttrains · Post by **southcoasttrains** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:53 pm

Farmers now get to their fields by rail..

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:18 am

Richard Noble prepares for another record breaking attempt in Thrust HST

"One wheel on my wagon, an' ahm still rollin' along..."

"Right, when the lights go green, pedal like blazes"

Clive Sinclair introduces the T5 to revolutionise rail travel

"Face it Marcie, you just can't read a map can you?"

Post by **martinhodgson** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:47 am

I don't think much of those 4 light traffic lights - they stick on yellow for far too long

CaldRail · Post by **CaldRail** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:21 am

"I'm sorry Sir, but these days all kit cars have to pass Single vehicle Approval"

Bernie Ecclestone changes the rules for Formula One... again....

"Hey! Some beggars nicked the whole diesel out of my engine!"

"Don't worry Fritz, zos verdamdt englisher fighter-bombers vill neffer recognise zis as ein train hur hur.."

No, actually it's Caldrails company car.