Atomic Systems

I'm sure there used to be a thread for this type of thing but I'll be . if i can find it now ! Problem/query in bullet points. - I have two external drives - to use them at the same time I bought a 4 way hub from the £ Shop (I know!) - it said that a slower usb connection had been made to a faster p...

Tch !

You're supposed to reply Mud and then I go

'That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.'





You wait until you want me to see something. (Hancock - Sunday Afternoon at Home)

Trying to remember who recorded 'Tiger Feet' ?

'5lb of potatoes please but leave the eyes in 'cos they've got to see us through the week.'

Did greengrocers really take the eyes out potatoes?

Probably a few years before my time but some of you 'old 'uns' might know !

Q. What Goes Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Bang Bang Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop ?
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A. A Drive By Shooting In Tipton.

My wife went over to the changing room to try on a dress, but she came back and said “It’s too small, I couldn’t get into it”

I said, “Never mind, the dress probably wouldn’t have fitted you either”

Indeed, they were a fun band.

gswindale wrote: http://www.mybroadbandspeed.co.uk

http://www.speedtest.net

I just used both of those . . the first gave a download speed of 6.5Mb

And the second one 19.6Mb !

Nice livery Doug.

Is it just me / Wolverhampton & area, but are double deckers a dying breed ?

What's it like where you are ?

I could have put this in 'real' but the ode 'uns tend to hang around here !

http://locoperformance.tripod.com/editi ... owhill.htm

Here is a collection of Frank's crackers... * My father fought in World War I single-handedly destroyed the Germans' lines of communication. He ate their pigeon. * Paddy calls a wrong number at 3am. "Is that O'Malley's Bar?" he asks. "No it's not, this is a private residence." "Oh, I must have the w...

ianmacmillan wrote:Most trains are now fitted with a spy in the cab Qtron so no driver would risk being caught speeding.

Unless you're running light engine somewhere !

Good grief !

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/fe ... n-railways