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by Mattaf
Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:49 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 500
Views: 46133

Whats black, white and red all over?



























A newspaper, you twit! :wink:
by Mattaf
Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:21 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 500
Views: 46133

A Jelly Baby and smarty are in a bar. The smarty says, "Do you want to go down to the night club?" The Jelly baby says, "No thanks, I'm a softie, and people always pick on me and I hear it's a bit rough down there." "Don't worry!" Says the smarty. "I'm a hard shell, I'll protect you!" "Ok." Says the...
by Mattaf
Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:12 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 500
Views: 46133

Dr Watson arrives in Baker Street one fine morning, only to find Sherlock Holmes up on a ladder, painting the door of 221B a garish yellow. "I sat, Holmes" enquires Watson, " Why are you painting the door in that horrible colour?" To which Holmes replies, "A Lemon entry, My dear Watson" That is ter...
by Mattaf
Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:00 pm
Forum: Narrow Gauge
Topic: B&SR V3.0.0 Beta releace soon
Replies: 117
Views: 4864

robert159 wrote:if you can call a rock university.
Ah! I see!
by Mattaf
Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:18 am
Forum: Narrow Gauge
Topic: B&SR V3.0.0 Beta releace soon
Replies: 117
Views: 4864

Woooo! Downloading will comence tonight!
robert159 wrote:no msts2? but it looked so much better.... :cry: *sniff* right thats it... im gona have to turn to :drinking:
You didn't know that? What, you been living under a rock? That doesn't have internet access? :wink: LOL, j/k.
by Mattaf
Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:59 pm
Forum: Narrow Gauge
Topic: IMPORTANT ANOUNCMENT Narrow Gauge Standardisation
Replies: 31
Views: 36569

JohnKendrick wrote:I can see the idea of standardization being a good thing. As you have opted for x2 scale on UKTruescale what happens if a route uses standard Kuju/UKFS track for normal operation as well, as at Ravenglass?

John
Two words. "Dumb Tracks". :wink:
by Mattaf
Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:29 am
Forum: Narrow Gauge
Topic: B&SR V3.0.0 Beta releace soon
Replies: 117
Views: 4864

Can't wait! :D
by Mattaf
Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:23 pm
Forum: Trams
Topic: MCT: Driving on busy roads
Replies: 8
Views: 1100

Woooo! Can't wait! :D
MCTRyanMCU wrote:I have also discovered how to let trams drive on roads without the cars hitting or passing through the tram.
Wow! You mean... you've made the drivers take driving tests?!? :wink:
by Mattaf
Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:26 am
Forum: [MSTS1] Screenshots
Topic: Best place for a duff!
Replies: 53
Views: 3685

divydave31 wrote:Let the Dunking begin. :lol:

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ALL THE UNDERWATER WILDLIFE? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seriously, the first big wave, there'll be a lot more things than your hair singed! :wink:
by Mattaf
Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:49 am
Forum: Site Admin Queries
Topic: subs
Replies: 11
Views: 601

Good man! We have trained you well... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Mattaf
Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:16 pm
Forum: [MSTS1] Screenshots
Topic: Best place for a duff!
Replies: 53
Views: 3685

danielgwr wrote:
rufiky4 wrote:Forget duffs, all sheds (66s) should be dumped in the nearest body of deep water 8)
And VOYAGERS!!

Hehe, lets see if this starts something.
Why revive an old thread? :roll:
by Mattaf
Mon May 31, 2004 7:24 am
Forum: [MSTS1] Screenshots
Topic: UKTS by the container load
Replies: 9
Views: 815

Wow! now all we need is some carriages and a locomotive and we'll have a complete set of stock! Perhaps a GWR Locomotive in it's original colours, but with "GWR" Replaced with "UKTrainsim"?
by Mattaf
Wed May 26, 2004 9:19 am
Forum: [MSTS1] Welsh Highland Railway
Topic: The Welsh Highland Railway Project
Replies: 35
Views: 20378

WOW! Good luck, guys! :D
by Mattaf
Sat May 22, 2004 4:48 pm
Forum: Site Admin Queries
Topic: Virtual UKTS Wagon? Coming soon :)
Replies: 2
Views: 437

Nice! Even if I don't have the cash to grab a Double OO Guage one, I'll still be able to run it virtually! :D
by Mattaf
Sat May 22, 2004 4:45 pm
Forum: Site Admin Queries
Topic: Impending Reduction of Free Service
Replies: 49
Views: 2785

You might well have something you are not expecting - e.g. some firewalls do it automatically, Norton will definitely do it. The text comes up whether the banner is there or not, it can't detect that, but if you don't see the banner consistently (i've noticed occasionally you just get a red cross b...

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