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There was an old hedgehog who was sitting at the side of a road. He was just staring into the distance saying '88,88,88'. Then a younger hedgehog came along and said 'mind if I join in?'. The older hedgehog replied 'sure'. So they were just sitting at the side of the road going '88,88,88'. After a w...

There was an old RAF veteran of WW2.He was Dutch and was making an apperance on a radio show. He told his story of one of his days in battle. 'It vas terrible! There were Fockes to the left, Fockes to the right, Fockes coming at me from in front, Fockes coming at me from behind, there vas one Focke ...

What did the Yorkshireman say when he had a tab of ecstasy injected into his gum?

EE BY GUM!

One of the Borrowers thats been captured?

Ugly?

errrrrrrrrr...........other jokes anyone? This was meant to be a joke dissussion not all anti German. I mean I'm not Robert Kilroy Silk!

Anyone else got any jokes?

Remeber........Britain has thought for ages that Germans don't have a sense of humor.


OH ALLRIGHT THEN!! You have a go (in a p**sed off mood now)

Where would we be without a sense of humor?..........................Germany

Best of luck Daz!
Sorry if I'm being an impacient goit sp316. Take your time

errr..........hello? what's happened?

DVDTHH wrote:or a clean one that I can't remember where it is........ Bunny thats funny isn't it?

errrrrrrr.............explain por favor?

'The Devils Arse' (aparrently a dodgy pub in Lewisham)

The . colliary in Zimbarbwe

ahh. now that explains everything. but thakyou for telling me.