Atomic Systems

...Uphill, with a wheelbarrow... The Guzzlegoo, a bird long forgotten , Till it reappears from the keyboard you wrote on, Like the phoenix of old, It's of doubful mold, Are you saying we've still got'em?" Please don't take that amiss, Or think I'm taking the wiss, But in the World of the Rhyme, We ...

Occasionally* I write rubbish, but I leave it to you to find the needle in the hayprick.

A.

*Clue: Halley's comment.

...Landmark marlarky in Kent...

There is a certain young lady of Kent,
Who, in limericks is quite prevelent,
I sort of suppose,
She objects to her nose,
Being so noosworthy about Kent.

Algernon, "It's not a good one, but I might improve tomorrow, who nose?"

...Hippos are the nastiest of the lot of us... There was an ol' crocodile of the Nile, With a disposition quite surly and vile, The Nile was it's personal domain, But it had no common sense, it is plain, For when it preyed on a hippo, It was knocked tail over tit-oh, Didn't it know that hippos are ...

...It made a croc-up...

There was a crocodile of the Nile,
With a disposition surly and vile,
But when it preyed on a hippo,
It was knocked . over tit-oh,
Because hippos are easy to rile.

Algernon.

Originally typed on a cruddy Samsung TV browser.

Clue, the "." stands for the rear end of a "jackass".

Algernon.

...It made a croc-up...

There was a crocodile of the Nile,
With a disposition surly and vlle,
But when it preyed on a hippo,
It was knocked . over tit-oh,
Because hippos are easy ro rile.

Algernon

...A relation of the Oobbligoobbli Bird of legend?...

There was a flightless bird of the Savannah,
Who acted in a rather strange mannah,
It oft' leaped in the air,
Cawing in despair,
"I can't find a pass,"
"Through all this tall grass,"
"'Cause the battery's flat on my GPS scannah!"

Algernon.

...*The Existentialism of a Pelecanus Erythrorhynchos...

You're quite right about the pelican,
And you appear to know how well he can,
Shovel in a snack,
And swallow it in a snap,
So it's not prejudicial to its skeleton.

Algernon, who swallowed that* whole.

...As employed by the Addams family...

Do not overlook the Secretary Bird,
With very long legs and details absurd,
With wrinkly skin,
It's as ugly as sin,
With a creepy voice,
Your only choice,
Is; it's best neither seen, nor heard.

Algernon.

...She's lifting her elbow...

There was an old lady of Kent,
To whom a bank letter was sent,
Said, "On account of your thrift,"
"Your account's had a lift."
So straight off to the pub she went!

Algernon, who's too canny to drink his profits away.

...An MP's Life is &*$# one...

To get into power, they promise the Earth,
Sooner or later, you'll discover their worth,
You're sure to be screwed,
By actions embued,
By self-interest, until out they're turfed.


Algernon, a political cynic.

...An MP's Life is

To get into power, they promise the Earth,
Sooner or later, you'll discover their worth,
You're sure to be screwed,
By actions embued,
By self-interest, until out they're turffed.


A

...He was well coddled and sozzled... There was an canny old Scot of Dumfries, Who wouldn't wear a kilt, if you please, He said, without shame, "It's just I'm not game." "On account of the weather," "Affecting regions nether," "To let my few assets freeze." "Now here's the How news," "I wear snug f...

...The outlook was a cold affronted... ...Or; ...For medicinal purposes, only... There was an canny old Scot of Dumfries, Who wouldn't wear a kilt, if you please, He said, without shame, "It's just I'm not game." "On account of the weather," "Affecting regions nether," "To let my few assets freeze....